it's the standard "two buffalo robbers shoved it up there... honest they did"-excuse

Pepsi Bottle Pushed Up Pakistani’s Anus

A man stated that he was attacked by two armed thieves who wanted to steal his two buffalos. An older man visited the Nishatar hospital in the city of Multan in Pakistan, in order to have a surgeon extract a glass bottle from his anus.

The surgery operation on the 60-year-old was carried out by dr. Abdul Manan. The man stated that he was attacked by two armed thieves who wanted to steal his two buffalos.

Before stealing the animals from him, the aggressors pushed a glass Pepsi bottle up his anus, Reuters reports.

Source [Javno] via [Spluch]