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New Drug Alert!
Florida sheriff's bulletin warns of purported new human waste high
NOVEMBER 5--We're not sure what they're inhaling down in Collier County, Florida, but here's the bizarre "information bulletin" prepared by the local sheriff's intelligence bureau about a purported "new drug" favored by the kids. It's an inhalant called "Jenkem," and causes hallucinations and a "euphoric high." Of course, as the bulletin notes, Jenkem users dislike its sewagey taste, which can last for days. That's because Jenkem's active ingredients are urine and fecal matter, hence its street names like "Butthash" and "Fruit from Crack Pipe." Click here to see a video report on Jenkem, via Breitbart.tv.
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From Cheech & Chong's debut film in 1978, Up In Smoke:
Toke. Toke it out, man.
(Mumbling)
Kind of grabs you by the boo-boo, don't it?
Hey, man...
What?
What?
Oh!
Hey, what's in this shit, man?
Mostly Maui-wowie, man.
Yeah?
But it's got some Labrador in it.
What's Labrador?
It's dog shit.
What?
Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man.
Had it on the table,
and the little motherfucker ate it, man.
Yeah?
I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days before I got it back.
Really blew the dog's mind.
You mean we're smoking dog shit, man?
Gets you high, don't it?
[this is NOT a PSA from Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger]
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