Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Talking Jesus doll sells out faster than most Christian televangelists

Wal-Mart has sold out of its Talking Jesus Messenger of Faith doll, a spiritual action hero that spouts classic Jesus-isms like, "Love others as much as you love yourself," and "I am Jesus. I am the son of God." Says a spokesman for the manufacturer, "We feel blessed that the toys are now in the hands of thousands of children, teaching them the word of God."

Missed the chance to get your Talking Jesus doll? (And not satisfied with celebrating the arrival of the real Jesus this Christmas?) Don't worry! 23/6 brings you an entire catalog of religious talking dolls. Click on the audio player below each one to hear them speak!

The Talking Mohammed Doll

Fatwas be damned, this prophet of Islam has a message for you kids.

The Talking Buddah Doll

Look out, kids! This chubby God is eyeing your pancakes!

The Talking Joseph Smith Doll

Pull this Mormon's string and he tells you what inspired his "revelation" about polygamy.

(Mrs. Smith dolls sold separately)

The Talking Shiva Doll

The world's first tranny with a following (sorry, Alexis Arquette) is Shiva, the half male, half female Hindu God.

The Talking Atheist/Agnostic/Secular Doll

Did you know that the 3rd largest religion in the world is "other"? You always knew Skipper was different, didn't you? Pull her string and she tells you why she's voting for Kucinich.

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1 comment:

  1. This is one hell of a blasphemous post! I obviously love it (my blog's referred to it). I certainly hope you don't get into trouble for the Mohammed one.

    THE most blasphemous "toy", however,is:

    It answers your prayers when you turn his crown of thorns!

    And, if you haven't seen the inflatable Nativity, you can check it out at the blog.

    Thanks again,