Thursday, December 27, 2007

Top Sex Toys of 2007 (for boys and girls)

These are in no particular order, as I have not actually used any of these personally. These are only listed here based on design. Those with any experience with these items, please leave comments (or email me pics or videos).

I Rub My Duckie
OK, it's really cute. And it looks innocent, right? Sitting by your bathtub, or even next to your bed. Heck, you could leave it on your coffee table, and probably not even get a raised eyebrow. But this little waterproof duck is not as innocent as it looks. In fact, it's quite a naughty ducky. When you pet it (squeeze its back), it starts to vibrate in some very interesting ways. You could use the bill for very focused stimulation, and there's lots of areas for more diffused sensations -- like the back of the head, neck or tail (the tail is especially fun, if a teensy bit disturbing, because you get to grab the head and use it as a handle). It's also fun to use the head and tail together (head forward or tail forward). A very versatile duckie, indeed.

Rude Boy
From the makers of the popular Rock-Chick, this silicone prostate stimulator is here to make a buzz for the boys. Much like the Rock-Chick (which stimulates the G-spot and clitoris at the same time), the Rude Boy provides dual-action vibration; for simultaneous prostate and perineum stimulation. Raised nubs on the perineum stimulator provide added sensation. Made of soft, flexible silicone, use it while sitting up or lying down; either way, you can play hands-free! Includes one RO-80 bullet vibe and one N battery. 5” long, 1 1/8” in diameter. Ships in blue or black medical-grade silicone. (Click link above to view usage diagram)

Aneros Progasm
The Aneros Progasm is the newest member of the Aneros family. The Progasm is the largest Aneros to date. It features a newly designed round perineum tab and also boasts a Kundalini "K-Tab." The "K-Tab" adds sensations up and down your back that are complementary to the sensations from the prostate. Has size, but is very mobile.

Monkey Rocker™
Monkey Rocker™ is one of the best innovations in self-pleasuring since the vibrator.
It's a rocking seat with a special pivoting thrust arm assembly which holds and thrusts a wide variety of sex toys. No electricity needed. Lightweight. Silent during operation. Custom designs available, including at the high end, a Monkey Rocker™ made with high ply-density plywood with exotic veneers which is a combination of art and heirloom quality furniture.

The Eroscillator is the #1 rated stimulator. It is clinically proven to be far more effective than ordinary vibrators, and to deliver more numerous, more powerful and longer lasting orgasms. The only sensual product ever recommended and sponsored by Dr Ruth K. Westheimer. Virtually noiseless. There are a variety of attachments that can get added on.

Talking Head MP3 rabbit vibrator
The Talking Head MP3 rabbit vibrator is a breakthrough in adult toys. It lets you download and listen to erotic audio fantasies or record your own for the ultimate in personalized pleasure. Comes with 64 megabytes of RAM,USB port, built-in microphone, head phone jack and headphones. With the enclosed USB cable you can even load in some of your favorite tunes.

Pfun Plug
Engineered for the male G-spot. Ergonomically designed to target the prostate, the Pfun Plug delivers firm, controlled massage to the male G-spot. Whether manually controlled, or activated with the user’s own muscles in ‘hands-off’ mode, the Pfun Plug prods the P-spot with precision.

Yva Gold
An elegant object d’art, made of luxurious material and placed within a beautiful wooden gift box....why, that would be Yva. Available in high-grade steel or 18K gold-plate, Yva is not your average vibrator. Heavy, shiny and ergonomically designed, Yva is splashproof, rechargeable and features a strong pulsing motor. Yva holds a charge for up to seven hours and comes with her own charger, instruction manual, satin pouch and 1-year warranty from the manufacturer. Yva is small, exceedingly quiet and would make the perfect addition to your collection of functional art.
Paris Hilton must have one of these... price is $1,500 !!! (for a friggin vibrator).

Outlaw Five Finger
Can you imagine being able to use your fingers while you hold a dildo with the same hand? The Five Finger palm harness will hold your dildo for you while you use your fingers for other things!
Too much lube and a slippery dildo? The Five Finger harness holds the dildo securely for you.
It's another exciting pleasure tool, as well as a solution to many common problems. The Five Finger is made of high-quality, buttery-soft leather and the rubber O-Ring is inter-changeable, so feel free to use a different sized ring if necessary. This harness is fully adjustable for different sized hands, and the adjustment strap may be trimmed if it is too long.
The Five Finger harness is available for left or right hands.
Gives new meaning to handjob.

OhMiBod Music Powered Vibrator
The classic style vibrator that syncs with your iPod. The audio enabled integrated microchip allows the OhMiBod to vibrate to the beat and rhythm of your music while you listen.
There have been new mods to this over this year,
as previously posted, such as the guitar-driven unit.

From the makers of OhMiBod, this is the new cellphone-activated vibrator. Boditalkescort is the perfect vibe to keep hidden in secret places and will turn any call into an orgasmic surprise. Its discreet design makes it the perfect companion for passion on the go! Boditalkescort is activated by calls made to or from your mobile phone. This little bullet of joy can also be used without a cell phone. Seven exciting vibration patterns will accompany you everywhere all of the time!

Limited Edition Solid Silver Anus (or the standard Bisous Belgian chocolate version)
55 grams of hallmarked silver, cradled in a magnificent presentation box and exquisitely crafted into that most sensuous of body parts: a unique, elegant and thought-provoking gift. Edition of 100 (edition # engraved).
This solid silver anus is immune from the daily wear and tear that similar products experience. A quality product immortalised in silver…for the man who has everything.

The FantasyGlide is a 50-inch tall, spring-loaded 'pogo stick' - for lack of a better description - that features a height-adjustable handle and cradle to where you mount your favorite vibrator or dildo. The user simply 'pogos' up and down on the pole's handle to achieve vaginal, or anal, penetration and stimulation.
The FantasyGlide is the only adult novelty item on the market that carries a 30-day No-Questions-Asked money back guarantee*, a LIFETIME No-Questions-Asked-Warranty against manufacturers defects, and a wide range of add-on accessory items are available.

Feeldoe Silicone Double Dildos
The manufacturer says that this silicone toy can be used without a harness (just keep your legs reasonably close together, or use lying down). This is an excellent double dildo for those of you just starting out in strap-on sex, as well as for those with a bit more experience. Unlike other double toys, the bulb has a bit of grip internally so it doesn't slide out very easily and lacks the bulky center joint other double dildos rely upon for stability. This dildo can also be used as a hand-held toy by gripping the bulb and manually thrusting. In addition to this, the Feeldoe is cleverly ribbed just about where the wearer's clit would sit, allowing her to grind away towards orgasm as she is doing her lover.
As an added bonus, the manufacturer of the Feeldoe has put a slot in the "elbow" of all three styles where a One-Touch Mini Vibe (included) can be inserted to add a mild zing to your activities!
Available in three sizes (colors)

Dryad Wooden Butt-Plug
Now your butt can be a tree hugger with the Dryad Wooden Butt Plug. This fancy L-shaped plug was sanded numerous times and coated with a super smooth finish that leaves it water- and splinter-proof.
Its small size is not as important here because it's the shape that counts. The insertable length curves slightly like an S to provide extra dimension to your anal experience. It starts out thin before expanding at a wider bulb. The prostate massager at the bottom doubles as a handle. It consists of two knobs: the bigger, bulbous one presses against your prostate and the smaller one is used as a flange. The deeper this butt plug is inserted, the more the bigger knob pushes against your prostate. The wood is hypoallergenic and lube-safe, so don't forget to get wet! It is not prone to nicks and scratches, nor does it absorb moisture. Spend more time enjoying it than worrying about it! The harvesting of the material follows the guidelines of the Forest Stewardship Council.


  1. Vibrators are made to vibrate our body and stimulate the nerves for a relaxing and pleasurable feeling....

  2. I like to use Feeldoe Silicone Double Dildos and OhMiBod Music Powered Vibrator....

  3. "I Rub My Duckie" lol, they make me laugh they do. They look so cool! The "Monkey Rocker™" Just looks scary!