Monday, October 22, 2007

If a blowup sex doll could sing, this is what she'd sound like

Quotes from the Daily News review on the new Britney album, Blackout, in stores on Tuesday:

Her twerpy chirp of a voice and flirty Lolita persona serve mainly as mascots for the music, providing the brand name and raw goods that a massive cast of writers, producers and marketers then manipulate into something commercially attuned.

Much of "Blackout" suggests as much.

On many tracks, Britney sounds so worked over, she doesn't even seem like a person.

If a blowup sex doll could sing, this is what she'd sound like.

In terms of studio trickery, Paris Hilton's album was practically "Unplugged" compared to this.

FAT ASS INFLATABLE PARTY DOLL

source [NY Daily News]

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