Santa Claus Hates You! ... says so on my t-shirt

Previously available for $28, only at Urban Outfitters this controversial and not so subtle t-shirt. Jolly Saint Nick is flippin the bird, which means you'll be LUCKY to get coal in your stocking this year. There has been loads of buzz on these and they are now hard to find. They are even fetching $66 on Ebay now.

Santa Claus Hates You! T-shirts are NSFK (not safe for Kids)

Remember, dude sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good, and you know what? He hates you!