Thinking About The Holidays?

Norad Santa Tracker - official Santa Radar

Where is Santa?



Santa watch Courtesy of Norad and YouTube via NoradSanta.org

Poo Pooing Santa

Poo Pooing Santa
Santa deposits some holiday cheer in green and red.
* Comes with poo poo candy
Available at Urban Outfitters for only $6.00

Santa Claus Hates You! ... says so on my t-shirt

Previously available for $28, only at Urban Outfitters this controversial and not so subtle t-shirt. Jolly Saint Nick is flippin the bird, which means you'll be LUCKY to get coal in your stocking this year. There has been loads of buzz on these and they are now hard to find. They are even fetching $66 on Ebay now.

Santa Claus Hates You! T-shirts are NSFK (not safe for Kids)

Remember, dude sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good, and you know what? He hates you!

Spyder (in about 10 years) Singing Christmas Carols