Our First of Many Must-Have Christmas Items For This Season ...

Ron Jeremy's Wind-Up Toy

"You Would If You Could!" Every man would take a lick at himself and never leave home if he could.... wind-up and laugh.
$6.99


Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll

Sarah Palin makes sexism sexy so cross party lines with your own inflatable running mate. Three ways to do this doll: mouth, pussy or ass. Give her a mouthful. Blow her up and show her how you're going to vote. Let her pound your gavel over and over. Bypass the Bush and have some MILF. It's time some male interns caused a scandal in the Capitol. She's the hottest thing to come out of Alaska in years.
Blow her up and drill baby drill
$27.66